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vvhaleshark:

bappity:

vvhaleshark:

vvhaleshark:

[southerner voice] I do declare!

if ur from the south you say this. no exceptions

what are they declaring

hopefully not secession because that didn’t turn out so well last time

(via john-marshall-official)

— 4 days ago with 2073 notes

literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

Worth noting that I’ve definitely had a few teachers who were most assuredly not trying their hardest 

Teachers who had flipped the table in their mind 20 years ago and not given a fuck since

(Source: chatotai, via houseoflabeija)

— 4 days ago with 317306 notes

So, this serial we’re watching in my German class has what’s maybe my favorite gay character in just about any show. 

He behaves more or less just like any of the other characters for 27 episodes, in episode 28 here he’s all “oh that guy is sexy” 

Then the lady he’s talking to, who we all hate because she is generally awful, is confused. She says “what do you mean by ‘sexy’?” because in the series here she’s not a native German speaker and assumes that he means something other than sexy because how could a man say that

And then the guy is all “I’m gay you fucking idiot what do you think I meant”

The awful lady that we all hate is all “I couldn’t even tell hurrrrr” and then the dude is all “Yeah I wanted to wear my ‘I’m so gay’ T-shirt”

And then the plot goes on for another five episodes and it doesn’t come up again, he’s just the totally boring gay dude

— 4 days ago
#Just a boring as all heck gay fellow 

metallurg1000:

шлем в виде черепа

(via prytkovalexey)

— 5 days ago with 31 notes
metallurg1000:

Атомный ледокол “Ямал”
Nuclear icebreaker “Yamal”

metallurg1000:

Атомный ледокол “Ямал”

Nuclear icebreaker “Yamal”

(via prytkovalexey)

— 5 days ago with 66 notes

Tumblr is all “are you sure you want to unfollow so-n-so” and I’m all “Tumblr I just hovered my mouse over their picture and very deliberately moved the pointer to “unfollow” and then clicked on it, yes I am sure goddammit I don’t need any more inspirational quotes or pictures of landscapes and the last thing I need is more pictures of landscapes with inspirational quotes over them goddammit

— 5 days ago
lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

Oh and this too

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

Oh and this too

(Source: theangiec83, via unicorndelmar)

— 5 days ago with 182825 notes

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

always & forever

(Source: ryanhatesthis, via luisthegenius)

— 5 days ago with 1334171 notes
becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

Props to Mercury 

becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

Props to Mercury 

(via fightthedragons)

— 5 days ago with 184460 notes